Too Much Hand Fan

Too Much? Never Heard of Her.

"You're a lot." Delivered like a diagnosis, by a person who thought they were doing you a favor. They were right about the words. The tone was the only part that needed work, and you have been correcting their delivery ever since.

The compliment nobody meant to give

Too loud, too bold, too warm, too everything. Metallic gold lettering on a soft taupe ground, agreeing with every single word of it. Taupe is the color people reach for when they want to be polite about beige, and it turned up here with gold on its arm. The taupe keeps a straight face while the gold does all the talking.

It takes up less room than you do

16.5 inches open, 9 closed. Fits a handbag that is already overpacked, no negotiation, and comes back out ready to make a scene.

Too much, right down to the ribs

FSC certified wood, 75% recycled cotton and polyester.

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The word is coming out again tonight, probably before the appetizers, and you intend to be holding this when it does. Family dinners where your opinion has already been filed under strong. Group chats that took a turn at 11pm. Hot flashes, which are also, frankly, too much. Real airflow when the heat is real, a whole personality when it is not. And the meeting where you say the thing everyone else was thinking, then keep the fan moving while the room decides how it feels about that.

Velvet pouch included.

Stay cool. Stay fabulous. Stay too much.