Caldo Fottuto Hand Fan

Rude, Beautifully Pronounced

Caldo Fottuto means f*cking hot in Italian. Most people will hear something romantic, and you are under no obligation to correct them.

Dark brown and metallic gold

A rich dark brown face with metallic gold lettering that catches the light as the fan moves. Italian makes almost everything sound like a compliment, which is exactly why this works. Brown and gold is the palette of good leather goods, so it sits beside a structured bag as if it came in the same box.

The purse-sized emergency

16.5 inches open, 9 closed. Purse, beach bag, travel tote, or the small zipped pocket you keep for things you may need urgently.

Rude words, respectable build

FSC certified wood, 75% recycled cotton and polyester.

Add to Cart If...

Your vocabulary deteriorates with every degree, and you would like it to at least look expensive. Brunch, beach days and nightclubs. Vacations. Every everyday emergency that turns out to be a temperature problem.

Velvet pouch included.